cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

136850 notes + 6 days ago + chekhov
#0_0

cunt1:

how am i supposed to gain followers if im ugly

achy breaky head. new hit single by me because i have a headache

0 notes + 1 week ago
#meh

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

this past week has been crazy. i’ve been on like three different dates with three different guys and other than the fact that I’m feeling a little physically sick right now from something I ate this morning probably, I’ve been pretty damn happy.

0 notes + 2 weeks ago

I miss my long hair. :/

1 notes + 3 weeks ago

li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

I haven’t actually done an authentic acoustic cover in a really long time. Today I picked up my guitar for the first time in months and started strumming one of my favorite Taylor Swift songs and singing along. It sounds much better with my Bose headphones than my laptop speakers lol, but that’s to be expected, of course. Even if you’re not the biggest T-Swift fan, any support and listens would mean the world to me! This is my cover of “Come Back, Be Here”. Enjoy!

Rager tonight! (Supposedly)

4 notes + 4 weeks ago

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

starponds